Musher Gifts

Pushy Dog

'This is King, the new lead dog on our team.'

"I don't mind not being lead dog. I get to go with the flow and the view from this end is kind of like watching porn."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

Free Range Sled Dog

Eskimo with 'Canine anti-freeze'

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

Digger.

'Who ordered the mushy peas?

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

"Workboy"

Frankenstein as a boy

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

"If a stock falls in the market and no one's around, does it really lose its value?"

Crowd Holds Out Bowls Of Water For Sled Dogs Running Marathon

Sale.

"The steak is here to give its full consent."

"What the hell is all this?"

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

"Since when can this company afford bagels?"

Woman's dog has escaped into a mousehole.

'I wish I had eaten all that bread.'