Dog Musher Gifts

'He's cracked that whip for the last time. You cut left of the tree, and I'll go right.'

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

Eskimo with 'Canine anti-freeze'

Free Range Sled Dog

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Pushy Dog

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

'I feel ridiculous!'

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

"If a stock falls in the market and no one's around, does it really lose its value?"

Frankenstein as a boy

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

"Workboy"

Crowd Holds Out Bowls Of Water For Sled Dogs Running Marathon

"Did you remember to get dog good?"

"The steak is here to give its full consent."

Sale.

'Gimme a little kiss.'

"What the hell is all this?"

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

'Leftovers...! Leftovers!'

Woman's dog has escaped into a mousehole.

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

'Oh, he's not mean. He thinks it makes him look macho.'

Billy strip: Billy prefers video games to girls.

My brother likes computer games very much.