Hound Munchies Master Gifts

"Another? I'm beginning to wonder if these doggie treats are addictive?"

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

"I'm training him."

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

'It sold for how much!'

Snacks

Free Range Sled Dog

'Laughter is the best medicine, so read this joke book three times a day after meals.'

Eskimo with 'Canine anti-freeze'

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

Meditation Munchies

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

Doomed Food Group

Just say no.

"Oh God, look at the colors in that sunset! Pull over, like anywhere...I have the munchies...heh..."

"Did you order the, eye of newt and bat's wing topping?"

'Not everything is a dog treat!'

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

Monster eating furniture,

"Well, yeah - I am hungry. Dang, it's like you can read my mind."

Medical Marijuana Prescrptions

'Actually, Doctor, his bite is worse than his bark!'

'Get the Munchies yet.'

Many Marijuana Dispensaries also offer Snacks

Weed Bear

"Manna's good for the munchies."

'He's cracked that whip for the last time. You cut left of the tree, and I'll go right.'