Murals Gifts

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Use your imagination.

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Pet Cemetery.

'I did it all from memory.'

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Not So Into This One

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

"But is it art ?"

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'

Dangerous Mural

A Blanksy

'Michelangelo!'

"For a little extra we could have got Giotto."

The mortician's lunch-box.

'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'

'You can't go around writing graffiti on every wall you see!' (Football defensive wall).

'It's an epic mural called 'Seas of Change'.'

"Ay caramba amigo, graffiti paradise!!"

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

Murals.

"How many times have I told you not to draw your graffiti on the walls?!"

Some people can be sincere without an honest bone in their body.

When I'm worrying about trivial things, I come gaze at this mural. It helps to look at the big picture.

'There's no way he painted this ceiling mural by himself.'