Mural Art Gifts

Dangerous Mural

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Use your imagination.

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'I did it all from memory.'

Texturing the Walls

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Cave Wallpaper

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

Not So Into This One

"But is it art ?"

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

A Blanksy

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'

'Michelangelo!'

"For a little extra we could have got Giotto."

Michelangelo Caught Creating Graffiti

'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'

"Ay caramba amigo, graffiti paradise!!"

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

'It's an epic mural called 'Seas of Change'.'