Mural Master Gifts

'It's an epic mural called 'Seas of Change'.'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Use your imagination.

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"But is it art ?"

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

Not So Into This One

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Dangerous Mural

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

A Blanksy

'Michelangelo!'

Potter

"For a little extra we could have got Giotto."

'Good. Now slide the 'O' ring over the hubble's sleeve there in front of you.'

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'

"Ay caramba amigo, graffiti paradise!!"

Murals.

'All right †how about this color of mud?'

Large handbook for hand held PCs.

'I've no time to read books...these are Instruction Manuals for my stuff!'