Mural Master Mugs

'It's an epic mural called 'Seas of Change'.'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Use your imagination.

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"But is it art ?"

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

A Blanksy

Dangerous Mural

'Michelangelo!'

Potter

"For a little extra we could have got Giotto."

'Good. Now slide the 'O' ring over the hubble's sleeve there in front of you.'

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'

Murals.

'You can't go around writing graffiti on every wall you see!' (Football defensive wall).

'All right †how about this color of mud?'

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

"Ay caramba amigo, graffiti paradise!!"

Large handbook for hand held PCs.