Mural Painting Gifts

A Blanksy

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Use your imagination.

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Texturing the Walls

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'I did it all from memory.'

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

Not So Into This One

"But is it art ?"

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'

Dangerous Mural

'Michelangelo!'

"For a little extra we could have got Giotto."

'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'

'So much for hiding in plain sight.'

"Ay caramba amigo, graffiti paradise!!"

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

'It's an epic mural called 'Seas of Change'.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Murals.