Mural Painting Gifts

A Blanksy

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Use your imagination.

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

'I did it all from memory.'

Texturing the Walls

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

"But is it art ?"

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'

Dangerous Mural

'Michelangelo!'

"For a little extra we could have got Giotto."

'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

'So much for hiding in plain sight.'

"Ay caramba amigo, graffiti paradise!!"

'It's an epic mural called 'Seas of Change'.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Murals.

'You can't go around writing graffiti on every wall you see!' (Football defensive wall).