Mural Maker Gifts

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Ay caramba amigo, graffiti paradise!!"

Use your imagination.

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

'I did it all from memory.'

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Too Many Genocides

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

Not So Into This One

"But is it art ?"

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'

Dangerous Mural

A Blanksy

'Michelangelo!'

Daniel Chester French

"For a little extra we could have got Giotto."

'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

'So much for hiding in plain sight.'

Murals.

'You can't go around writing graffiti on every wall you see!' (Football defensive wall).

'It's an epic mural called 'Seas of Change'.'