Mural Gifts

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Use your imagination.

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'I did it all from memory.'

Texturing the Walls

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

"But is it art ?"

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

A Blanksy

Dangerous Mural

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'

'Michelangelo!'

"For a little extra we could have got Giotto."

'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'

'It's an epic mural called 'Seas of Change'.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Ay caramba amigo, graffiti paradise!!"

Murals.

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

'You can't go around writing graffiti on every wall you see!' (Football defensive wall).

"How many times have I told you not to draw your graffiti on the walls?!"

Some people can be sincere without an honest bone in their body.

'There's no way he painted this ceiling mural by himself.'

The End is Nigh.