Mural Maestros Gifts

'There's no way he painted this ceiling mural by himself.'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Use your imagination.

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

The TROU of the Baroque

Jean Philippe Rameau

Not So Into This One

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

"But is it art ?"

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Requiem

A Blanksy

Dangerous Mural

Casual Mask Fridays

"I can see it going even a little more feline."

Performance Review

"Mrs. Porterhouse and her pianist have agreed to disagree."

'Are you trying to disparage the notion that less is more.'

"I can watch more 'Law & Order' than any man in this bar."

"Ay caramba amigo, graffiti paradise!!"

Two dancers in bejeweled suits and flat caps

'It's an epic mural called 'Seas of Change'.'

Workman eating lunch sees that the wall is not level.

"It was all of them? Are you sure it wasn't just one who played the offensive music, ma'am?

'Well it's o.k. but you should see his Taj Mahal.'

'I'm sorry, but there are no guitars in 'Oom-pah Band Hero'.'

Some people can be sincere without an honest bone in their body.

Small Man Playing a Cello

'Don't mention music while they're here. He's brought his tuba.'