Muesli Fanatic Gifts

'Oh! I thought you'd said music was your first love.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Happy.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"He's already getting attached to you."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"Be kind"

Family with pets.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Stupid Microwave

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"You've already been for a walk."

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

Dog Food

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'