Mud Activities Gifts

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Glastonbury. After.

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"Mom: Look what I made!"

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I love rock festivals!'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"I've been interfacing with mud."

Bungee sodbustin'

'It needs more dirt.'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'Shakin' bacon.'

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi- Density-Syntha-Soil Fabricated mud."

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

Rural Life - A man trampled by pigs

Pete Bog

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'