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'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Glastonbury. After.

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

Playing pig

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"Mom: Look what I made!"

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"I've been interfacing with mud."

Bungee sodbustin'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

'It needs more dirt.'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

Rural Life - A man trampled by pigs

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi- Density-Syntha-Soil Fabricated mud."

Pete Bog