Moving To Wisconsin T-Shirts

Welcome to Wisconsin - Cheese next 367 miles.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

New Guy.

Allotment

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

'How very Cumbria.'

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Thatched roof car.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

ONE HORSE TOWN

Holiday cottage

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

"We should get out to the country more often."

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

Tree Squirrel

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

A Gated Community.

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Frosty, the Golden Years

'Come die with me.'