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"One fine day in Wisconsin."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Not that net!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Sausages.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Sport Utility Boot.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"I brought cocoa."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'