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"How long did you live in Santa Fe?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Sport Utility Boot.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Desert Island Mishap

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"The new house is almost ready!"

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

The Not So Wild West

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Women of the Wilderness

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Feeling for shells