Southwest Wanderer Pillows

"How long did you live in Santa Fe?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Sport Utility Boot.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Desert Island Mishap

"The new house is almost ready!"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Women of the Wilderness

Feeling for shells

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

The Not So Wild West

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"