Moving To Iowa T-Shirts

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Carefree luggage.

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Omara Portuondo

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

New Guy.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Allotment

Culture Saturday

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'How very Cumbria.'

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

Bribes for Jabs

Relaxing in the Sun

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Why Cows Leave Home

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)