Moving To A Condo Gifts

The Golden Age of Marking Territory

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Painting by the numbers for adults

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

Doing the borders.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Second hand furniture.

Lazy Octopus

Painting the Ceiling

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Yardless: Please help

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"Man's best friends."

Tool Box