Moving To A Condo Pillows

The Golden Age of Marking Territory

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Doing the borders.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Second hand furniture.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Lazy Octopus

Painting the Ceiling

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Man's best friends."

Tool Box

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Yardless: Please help

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'