Condo Living Gifts

"Ye-e-es. Yes, you could. You could grow up to be the president of the condo association."

The Golden Age of Marking Territory

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

'No it's still not fixed'

Cat and Broom

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

Carpet Cows

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

"Factominiums."

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

"...there's honey all over the walls, a weird buzzing noise 24 hours a day and some weird broad at the end of the hall thinks she's the queen!"

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

Grandparents with their grandchild

Bob hated using the elevator as much as it hated being used.

'If it was mine, I'd put it up for sale, invest the proceeds, and get myself a nice little condo.'

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

'Luxury box.'