Condo Living Mugs

"Ye-e-es. Yes, you could. You could grow up to be the president of the condo association."

The Golden Age of Marking Territory

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

'No it's still not fixed'

Cat and Broom

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

Carpet Cows

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

"Factominiums."

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

"...there's honey all over the walls, a weird buzzing noise 24 hours a day and some weird broad at the end of the hall thinks she's the queen!"

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

Grandparents with their grandchild

I think I've been stuck in my tiny apartment too long.

"Welcome to the building, Mrs. Bergdorf. We'd like to go over the condo's rules with you."

Bob hated using the elevator as much as it hated being used.

'If it was mine, I'd put it up for sale, invest the proceeds, and get myself a nice little condo.'

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."