'I've been trying to buy a condo in Vancouver! They say that real estate prices are going through the roof! At least that's how my agent explained the hole in the ceiling.'
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"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."
What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -
"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."
'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'
Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.
W.C. Fields
"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"
'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'
"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"
Affordable housing
101 Positions/101 Excuses
'If it was mine, I'd put it up for sale, invest the proceeds, and get myself a nice little condo.'
'You thought having 'flu would get you out of doing the dishes.'
'Just look at it! The lot alone is worth an underwater mortgage.'
"You know I don't like to cuddle."
Ace Apartments: Absolutely NO beekeeping!
'If the children can grow up and leave home, why can't you?'
Dinner's gonna be late - any questions..?
The First Odd Couple
"Please bring him home safely so I can kill him."
Shooting Cupid.
Gone Berserk, your dinner is on the ceiling
"Either the house was built on a flood plain..."
'I'm sorry Rudi - we're looking for something a bit closer to the shops'
"Pass me one of them, love."
"That was really funny, Gramps, what was it called?"
"Really? You're going to use that to catch candy?"
"I guess I'll just sit here since I can't risk being seen wearing everybody's stuff. On a more positive note, I'm actually saving money."
The Golden Age of Marking Territory
'I thought this house sounded a bit cheap.'
'I just found the Tories public spending requirement down the back of our sofa.'
Home for sale (husband and TV included).
"How ironic."
'I don't know what you're mad at me for. I didn't invite my husband to the wedding!'
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