Condo Manager Gifts

"Ye-e-es. Yes, you could. You could grow up to be the president of the condo association."

Let's get organized

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

A Day In The Kitchen

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

"I see you've security marked your property."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"I had to skip my workout."

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

Hassled Mother.

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

' I gather you wish to reassign your lease, Higgins.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"Look, son, real estate."

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

"I rented out the basement."

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'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

"Ho, ho, you're fired."

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'For Sale by Neighbor'

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."