Condo Dweller Gifts

"...there's honey all over the walls, a weird buzzing noise 24 hours a day and some weird broad at the end of the hall thinks she's the queen!"

"It's Bob and Margaret from down the hall. They're starting the fourteenth floor militia. Do we want to join?

"Factominiums."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Shakespeare Street

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

New York Scatological Society

Cat and Broom

'Honey, I'm home.'