Moving Day Gifts

'I know were migratory birds, but do we really have to do this every spring and fall?'

Mover Carrying Furniture to Trucks Saying "His" and "Hers"

"It's all yours now."

Evicted Dollhouse Tenants.

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

'Do you want this fridge on the left or right side of the garage?'

Piano Removers.

Yard Sale

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"I just..."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."