Movie Set Designer Gifts

Faux

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Tree house.

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

What can I play?

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

I Pagliacci

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

This little pig's house was a facade.

David Hockney

Fricka arrives.

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

David Hockney

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

Swing without a tree

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'