Theatrical Set Designer Gifts

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Demure lady with gloves

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Victorian Lady

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Cut!

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

A man washing a mascot costume

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Silly wig.

Tree house.

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Downton Abbey Road"

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

What can I play?

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

I Pagliacci

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Ruff

Snail Man

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Lady in a pretty dress

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".