Film Set Designer Gifts

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Demure lady with gloves

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Victorian Lady

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

Cut!

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

A man washing a mascot costume

Silly wig.

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"Which part are you reading for?"

What can I play?

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Ruff

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

I Pagliacci

Snail Man

Must-See Lockdown TV.

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

Lady in a pretty dress