Film Set Enthusiast Gifts

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Herman Mankiewicz

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Housekeeping?!"

Getting to Know You

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Spoiler alert."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

I'm Spartacus.

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

Quentin Tarantino

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'