Theatrical Set Designer Pillows

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Demure lady with gloves

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Victorian Lady

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Silly wig.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

A man washing a mascot costume

Tree house.

"Downton Abbey Road"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

What can I play?

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Snail Man

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

I Pagliacci

Lady in a pretty dress

Ruff

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Women's Fashion