Stage Design Pillows

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

David Hockney

"I'm sorry, he's just left the stage. May I take a message?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Just be yourself."

Copycats

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'They all want to play the star.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

Empty box of ideas

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Haute Suture

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Hair Crop Circle

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Happy Easter

Creative department

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Baroque Peacock

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

The World's Easiest Airport

Rape of the Lock- The Dream