Set Designer Pillows

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'I always look forward to these miniature village outings.'

"As much as I love stop motion animation, it just doesn't transfer well to the stage."

"I'm sorry, he's just left the stage. May I take a message?"

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I love the theatre."

Lucia di Lammermoor

Working in the Hazard Zone!

I Pagliacci

Fricka arrives.

This little pig's house was a facade.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

"Could someone please get a plaque made? A famous actor has just died in our theatre."

"See...polystyrene!"

"...And that's the studio where we filmed the Moon Landing..."

"I'm sorry Spooner, I'm letting you go. Try to leave without making a scene."

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

'This is great! -- it's a SURreality show!'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

TV moments we never see, 'Branded'

The Death of Pierrot

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

COVID curtain in a theatre.

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

The Cubicle Of Dr. Caligari

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'