Set Designer Prints

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'I always look forward to these miniature village outings.'

"As much as I love stop motion animation, it just doesn't transfer well to the stage."

"Stop, scene-stealer!"

"I'm sorry, he's just left the stage. May I take a message?"

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I love the theatre."

"I asked you to enrich the gorilla's environment not recreate a scene from 'King Kong'."

Lucia di Lammermoor

Working in the Hazard Zone!

I Pagliacci

Fricka arrives.

This little pig's house was a facade.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

"Could someone please get a plaque made? A famous actor has just died in our theatre."

"See...polystyrene!"

"...And that's the studio where we filmed the Moon Landing..."

"I'm sorry Spooner, I'm letting you go. Try to leave without making a scene."

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

'This is great! -- it's a SURreality show!'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

TV moments we never see, 'Branded'

The Death of Pierrot

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

COVID curtain in a theatre.

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

The Cubicle Of Dr. Caligari

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'