Swing Set Designer Pillows

Pit crew fix a tire swing

'the tire and swinging vine was for the children; the 800 pounds of bananas were when mother visited us last week.'

Swing without a tree

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

I Pagliacci

This little pig's house was a facade.

Fricka arrives.

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"See...polystyrene!"

TV moments we never see, 'Branded'

The Death of Pierrot

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

"How does this make you feel?"

"Edward, if you don't mind, this is very serious."

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

"...And that's the studio where we filmed the Moon Landing..."

"As much as I love stop motion animation, it just doesn't transfer well to the stage."