Swing Set Designer Mugs

Pit crew fix a tire swing

'the tire and swinging vine was for the children; the 800 pounds of bananas were when mother visited us last week.'

Swing without a tree

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

I Pagliacci

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

This little pig's house was a facade.

Fricka arrives.

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

TV moments we never see, 'Branded'

The Death of Pierrot

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

"See...polystyrene!"

"I asked you to enrich the gorilla's environment not recreate a scene from 'King Kong'."

"How does this make you feel?"

"Edward, if you don't mind, this is very serious."

"...And that's the studio where we filmed the Moon Landing..."