Movie Set Designer T-Shirts

Faux

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Tree house.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

What can I play?

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

I Pagliacci

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

Fricka arrives.

This little pig's house was a facade.

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

Swing without a tree