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"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

I Pagliacci

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

Fricka arrives.

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Early cave painters

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

This little pig's house was a facade.

David Hockney

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

The Piano Dreams Of Home