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"What did I tell you guys about writing your names in da cement?"

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"We need rain."

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

The Clown Hit

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

"Would you consider selling me the TV and movie rights to what you just told me?"

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

Shark sees sign on back of swimmer stating that unused portion should be returned.

Mushrooms of New York

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

"I'm gonna make him an offer he could refuse but won't because he's afraid of conflict."

Organised Crime A.G.M.

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

"With these credit default swaps, I never know whose legs I'm supposed to break."

"I don't need to write it down, boss, I'm wearing a wire."

"You got a problem? Forget about it."

"Tommy, when ya gonna start doing your own laundry?"

'I hope you don't mind sleeping with the fishes, Mister Scarponi?'

"You talkin' to me?"

'He knew too much!'

"Where does it say I can't take the law into my own feet?"

'I'm gonna have to get Rocky to rub ya out!'

'Sure, I can stuff a rat.'