Movie Buff With A Thing For Mob Films Gifts

"What did I tell you guys about writing your names in da cement?"

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"We need rain."

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

The Clown Hit

Shark sees sign on back of swimmer stating that unused portion should be returned.

Mushrooms of New York

Al Pacino

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

"Would you consider selling me the TV and movie rights to what you just told me?"

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

"I'm gonna make him an offer he could refuse but won't because he's afraid of conflict."

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

Organised Crime A.G.M.

If we have to come back, I'm gonna bust your kneecaps, and Ira's going to cancel your insurance.

"With these credit default swaps, I never know whose legs I'm supposed to break."

"I don't need to write it down, boss, I'm wearing a wire."

"You got a problem? Forget about it."

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

"Tommy, when ya gonna start doing your own laundry?"

"It's all right. I was granted immunity."

'He knew too much!'

"You talkin' to me?"

"Where does it say I can't take the law into my own feet?"

'I'm gonna have to get Rocky to rub ya out!'