Classic Mob Film Fans T-Shirts

"Well, if you find it more comfortable, just call it 'cat bath'."

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"We need rain."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

Our cover is francophile liberals

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

"Paper or plastic?"

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Janet Leigh

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

The Mafia Goes Green.

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

There's been a misundertanding-we're advertising for GAGSTERS!'

"I love you the way the French love Jerry Lewis."

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

Ronald Reagan

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

Mafia Shrinks

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

'Hi. I'm Don.'

"OK, how about 'proactively striving for excellence in da rackets game?"