Classic Mob Film Fans Mugs

"Well, if you find it more comfortable, just call it 'cat bath'."

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"We need rain."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

Our cover is francophile liberals

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

"Paper or plastic?"

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Janet Leigh

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

The Mafia Goes Green.

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

There's been a misundertanding-we're advertising for GAGSTERS!'

"I love you the way the French love Jerry Lewis."

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

Ronald Reagan

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

Mafia Shrinks

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

'Hi. I'm Don.'

"OK, how about 'proactively striving for excellence in da rackets game?"