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"Well, if you find it more comfortable, just call it 'cat bath'."

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"We need rain."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

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"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

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'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

"Paper or plastic?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

The Mafia Goes Green.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Janet Leigh

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

"I love you the way the French love Jerry Lewis."

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

There's been a misundertanding-we're advertising for GAGSTERS!'

Make it look like an accident.

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

"I told him. . . 'Norman, forget that woman! She's no good for you! I need you to run the Bates Motel! Norman! Are you listening to your mother?'"

"I'll have the 'Sammy the bull' …hold the quail eggs."

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

'You the one they call 'The Farmer'?'

Ronald Reagan

If we have to come back, I'm gonna bust your kneecaps, and Ira's going to cancel your insurance.

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

'Hi. I'm Don.'

Woody Allen

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

Marty Feldman

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