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'Don't worry about my husband, he stays out quite late since he started working for those Italian guys, in the black limousines.'

"I should've let him pay the check!"

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"We need rain."

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

Our cover is francophile liberals

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

"Paper or plastic?"

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

'... and make it look like an accident.'

The Mafia Goes Green.

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

There's been a misundertanding-we're advertising for GAGSTERS!'

"I'll have the 'Sammy the bull' …hold the quail eggs."

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

"I'm gonna make him an offer he could refuse but won't because he's afraid of conflict."

'You the one they call 'The Farmer'?'

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"

Organised Crime A.G.M.