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'...You do your own money laundering!'

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"We need rain."

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

The Clown Hit

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

Al Pacino

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

Make it look like an accident.

Mushrooms of New York

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

Woman says: 'I got your gangster film. It's a special-edition DVD with alternative scenes.' (She's got Bridget Jones DVD.)

If we have to come back, I'm gonna bust your kneecaps, and Ira's going to cancel your insurance.

"You got a problem? Forget about it."

"Tommy, when ya gonna start doing your own laundry?"

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

"Now you will be the accountant to the fishes."

"Where does it say I can't take the law into my own feet?"

Bob Hoskins

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

"Pretty Polly sleeps with the fishes"

'I hope you don't mind sleeping with the fishes, Mister Scarponi?'

"You talkin' to me?"

"There's a mouse needs taking care of..."

"You bring da fish?" "You bring da bread?"

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

"I want you to bring him back, in pieces."

The Loch Ness Mobster

"Well, if you find it more comfortable, just call it 'cat bath'."

"Ice him."