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Make it look like an accident.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Minority Report

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Crime in bookshop

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"I know your mother."

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"Oh come on! How can you possibly know that it's Yorick without a proper forensic reconstruction?"

Stand and Deliver

A spy

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

Diary of a DNA Cop

Law 'N' Order

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

Perp Walk Fashion Show

"We the jury find that the murder was committed by Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the candlestick!"

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'