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"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

Crime in bookshop

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"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

"I know your mother."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"Oh come on! How can you possibly know that it's Yorick without a proper forensic reconstruction?"

A spy

Stand and Deliver

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

"Why are you always picking people who have pixellated heads?"

Taking to the sky...

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'