Mouse Catcher Humorist Gifts

'He's not much for looks, but he's a good mouser.'

reincarnated worm...

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Do it yourself books.

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Scientist seen on loch.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Did you find our menorah?

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'You have a friend request.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Extreme acupuncture.'

'Steroids.'

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

Mouse thieves.

'Catching flying fish!'

Traveller's Luggage.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

'Seafood Only.'

Fish bait and jail bait.

"Probably midges"

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

"Don't go to the light, Ned!"

'Is there no end to your treachery!?!' (cat to mouse hole)

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

"Don't be impressed - he made it himself out of styrofoam."

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

'Why do they call us pests?' 'We bite them.' 'We eat their food.' 'We give them the willies, and that's all there is to it.'