Mountain Myth Buster Gifts

"Notice how he always has to go one better"

"Beavers don't climb high mountains son, there's no real point in our going above the tree line..."

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"The unlucky lemming"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

Ostrich Curoisities

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Bigfoot tracks...

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

The Zombie Awakes...

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

"You need to diet, George - so I burned your wooden teeth."