Mountain Mischief Maker Pillows

Off Road Wellies

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office"

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Less expensive equivalent.

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Knights

Hallowe'en wake up call

Doctor, I can't feel my legs! I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms.

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

'Good news! Your positives look negative.'

'Good morning!'

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'And watch out for the ... ice.'

Frankie the discount genie

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

"You sure you've done this before."

'A second opinion would be appreciated only if confirms my opinion.'

'I've got acid indigestion.'

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

'I never dreamed that Lady Godiva would run AGAINST me!'

The Left One As You Look At It.